Monday, September 28, 2015

Purdue Ballroom Classic in the Late 1990s Almost Marred Me Through Unexpected Balloon Pops

After doing research on the reasons for the spontaneous balloon poppage I experienced during the Purdue Open Invitational Dance competition somewhere in the late 1990s, The pops made me wonder if I could dance off time or off balance during a competition heat.

I think I got the answer today on why it happened. I can remember that the emcee of the dance competition remarked on one of the balloon pops saying that it was like a starting gun firing for some relay race.

Inert static electricity (and I think that competition was on a very dry, very cold day) caused the sudden balloon pops. The dance competition floor was wooden (it was a basketball court) and the balloons were hand-blown (no helium pump), two ironies here but it still doesn't matter. Very dry air was still the culprit, and as I saw those usually innocent-looking balloons move across the floor, it created friction, and then with that friction, inert static---even if you did not see the actual sparks--built up and eventually the balloons popped as a result.

I also remember what my Dad told me about static electricity that causes irritating shocks on dry, cold days. If I can get those shocks during these times of day, I guess these things happened to those balloons - the static build-up also.

Monday, September 21, 2015

New Idiomatic Expressions (Part 1)


barbecue(v.)--to let something set on fire; to be exposed
to extreme heat or fire. Also: be toast(v.)

baseline(n.)--the area where the end of the horizontal, long
boundary ends and the vertical, short boundary begins

blast(n.)--a great event; an explosive sight; a successful
happening

boogie(v.)--to dance swing-style in freedom

boogie down(v.)--to dance freestyle to dance or dance-mix music

break(n.)--a situation where an offender runs free of the
defense on the way to the other opponents' basket (basketball); a section in jazz, pop, or rock music where the drummer and accompaniment is quiet and the solo instrument makes an improvisation, usually for a short time, usually 2 measures (music)

bring someone to its knees(v.)—to make someone pay attention

charge(n.)--a charging foul(basketball)

come clean(v.)--to free oneself from suspicion or reprehensibility

cry foul(v.)—to protest that something is wrong or unfair

explode(v.)--to run hastily; to get angry suddenly

fast-paced(adj.)--hurried; quick-thinking

first-of-its-kind(n.)--brand new; original; something not seen before

follow(n.)--a back-up shot or second-effort shot that a
player attempts after a rebound (basketball)

field goal(n.)--a 2-point or 3-point shot(basketball);
a 3-point kick (American football)

general skinny(n.)--same as the word 'lowdown'

gully-washer(n.)--a heavy rainstorm; a downpour; a deluge

heads-up(adj.)--something done with a lot of attention or
concentration(basketball)

heartthrob(n.)--famous star young people admire or look up to

hoopla(n.)--haranguing; pandemonium; a lively craze; cheering

household name(n.)--a very famous name

hypercoaster(n.)--a roller-coaster that is said to reach new
heights in its use of thrills

jammage(n.)--refers to the word 'jam', a pitcher's technique
of throwing a bail so fast that the batter won't have time to hit the ball with the meat of the bat at the right time, keeping the ball in the ball park

jam sandwich(n.)--same as the word 'jammage'

kaplooie!(n.)--another way of saying 'kaboom!'

live large(v.)--to live overweight or obese

lowdown(n.)--events or anything else happening right now

make some noise(v.)--to become famous; to start being
noticed

make waves(v.)--to start being attractive or famous

nitty-gritty(n.)--basics

pump up(v.)--to shoot(basketball); to raise something

penetrate(v.)--to go through the defenders (basketball)

reach base(v.)--to go safely to a base by means of a hit or a walk

run(n.)--a situation where a team is on a winning streak in
the game by shooting opportunistic baskets due to an op-
posing team's turnovers, missed shots, etc.(basketball)

run(v.)--to be ejected; to be thrown out

sacked(adj.)--referred to the bases being loaded, such as bases sacked (baseball); also, a quarterback being tackled by a defender way behind the former person's line of scrimmage (football)

schlew(n.)--crowd

skip(n.)--manager(baseball)

smoker(n.)--smoke grenade

suck(v.)--a disapproving reaction to bad or horrible conditions

three(n.)--a 3-point shot(basketball)

three-bagger(n.)--triple(baseball)

to play by the rules(v.)--to follow rules or regulations

two-bagger(n.)--double(baseball)


upper tank(n.)--upper deck(baseball)

Friday, September 4, 2015

2007 - A Short Story Focusing on The Cut-Throat Effect of Texas Hold 'Em Poker

There were only two people in one hot Texas Hold Em' final at the Ravi Penthouse
on the north side of Chicago, during a private party involving 14 office executives
who played the game.  On the 24th floor, 12 were eliminated from the table and had to sit a distance from the table on party chairs on another table that was not part of the game, leaving only Daniel and Sue..

An official, dressed like a regular basketball referee, walked around the table to make sure that no cheating was allowed in the game.

The winner of the poker game, who earned at least $10,000 in chips, would win an all-expenses-paid trip to Paris, France.

Daniel had $4,000 in chips, and Sue had about $5,000.

The dealer then gave two hole cards to each player, and then, the players hide the cards face down. The dealer gave two cards to Sue, first.

Sue, who wore a dark blue velvet dress and had a blonde pony tail, held a deuce of spades and a four of spades, both black.

Then, with the dealer going to Daniel to give two cards, Sue
snatched the two original hole cards from the table, put them in an inside shirt pocket, and replaced them with two red cards, an ace of diamonds and jack of diamonds.

Daniel was given a five of spades and an eight of spades, both black.

Then, as the dealer comes back to face Sue, Sue says to the dealer that she will play the hand, and Daniel also says that he will play his hand.

Sue then bets all of her own chips by putting them in front of the dealer, saying "All in,"

The dealer then introduces a flop of all diamonds--a red three, five, and seven. Sue widened her mouth round, and said "Yea".

Daniel was frozen, as if he was about to fold to Sue.

Then, the dealer gives the turn, a red four of diamonds. Daniel hit his head on the fist, and says, "I fold!", and gives his hole cards back to the dealer.

The dealer then realizes Daniel's plight, and decides not to do the turn card.  Sue hops up and dances around in place. "I just won $10,000 and I am going to Paris!

Soon after, an official comes in and accosts Sue. "I think I saw you replace the hole card by deception."

"I don't think so."  Sue then widened her mouth without trying to make the mouth in a circle. "I was just trying to scratch under my shirt."

The official then leers at her. "I think that you are lying about it."

"No, I am telling the truth." Sue then bursts out laughing.

The dealer then puts a pointed finger down to the floor. Then the official said "You have been disqualified for illicit replacement of a hole card, and thus you forfeit all of your winnings."

Daniel then jumped several times and raised his left fist in the air, as the official, saying "Daniel's the winner", as he raised Daniel's left arm high. The other eliminated players then applauded him.

Sue then put on her brown trench coat, droops her face and went out the door, slamming it. The other executives almost stood still.

Daniel then shook hands and hugged the other eliminated players, and then, he faced the official, who raised his eyes in the air.

"Yes, Texas Hold-Em is deceptive, Daniel, but I had never seen poker deception going way too far."


Daniel then put one of his right hands in his pocket. "Yea, it happens."

First Person Review--The "Red Swan" At Links Hall Shows Dancer Asimina Chermos at Her Best (December 17, 2007)

From the wooden dance floor that was there for all of Chicago's contemporary dancers to perform in for over 30 years---Links Hall---"The Red Swan" was more than I had expected to see in a typical contemporary dance show. It is not just dancing....but it is the feelings that come from dancing. And Asimina Chermos, the main star of the show, showed why she is the best of the "newest" dancers out there.

She is probably the most famous Chicago area contemporary dancer around. But I also liked the fact that she also mixes in ballet---perhaps the best ballet I had seen from any contemporary dancer.

As a contemporary/performance art dancer myself, I had appreciated the fact that this was the first live contemporary dance show I ever seen in this dance space.

It was like you are in the original Blues Brothers movie as the loud noise of the CTA "L" train passes by occasionally near Links Hall, but most of the dancers and the audience didn't see to mind.

This venue on Clark and Sheffield, right in the heart of Wrigleyville on the North Side of Chicago and a long "stone's throw" away from Wrigley Field, looks almost like a loft room, but it was the place where hundreds of contemporary dancers create their independent dance shows ranging from Field Sessions to Poonie's Cabaret.

The "Red Swan" basically is a dance project by Asimina herself....the show's premise is to create a movement-based homage to famous ballet dancer Margot Fonteyn, although with contemporary twists....taking care not to segregate classical ballet (that Ms. Fonteyn is famous for) from contemporary dance. The result is a multifacted dance.... that is, you see some ballet, then contemporary, then you see some ballet again, and so forth.

The "Red Swan" dance show was in three distinct parts, and I used this to create my own comments related to the show the show.

PART I

Well, as the house opened to low lights, dancing had already started---something like a "pre-show", as I sat down on stage. It was a full house of about 90 people after about 19 minutes into the show.

This first part was what I call a contact improvisation "warmup dance" greeting the crowd. (Contact improvisation is a type of contemporary dance where at least two dancers communicate through movement, but focusing on touching in various areas, and reacting to those sensations.)

In this improvisation, I saw 2 men and 4 ladies converge, converse, contract and expand.

Out comes Asimina......away from the contact improvisation circle, doing a handstand, and going back to the contact improvisation circle.

They are doing what I call call a "sixsome", a type of orgy based on the sexual intimacy position called "threesome".

Then, the six break up into groups of 2 people, for a total of 3 groups, for approximately 4-5, changing poses constantly, and each group fluctuates in a different pose
in the changes.

Then, 2 dancers in black--one man, one woman--separate from the contact improvisation pack for only about 25 seconds before they come back in the "blob".

Asimina then pulls one of the black-donned dancers as if it were a cart, and then, Asimina takes the lead, giving the red swan ballet tutu to one of the red-donned dancers, and then Asimin falls on the floor again.

The swan-tutu seems to be like and endless moving prop as it is passed from one dancer...to the next...and back to that dancer again.

A knock is heard from the east side of the room. Asimina responds and opens up the escape door to the dance studio, and it is a tall man who was in winter garb. After he takes off the winter garb, he is in khaki pants and a tee shirt. I was anticipating that he was going to be in a black leotard and a ballet shirt because this work is in honor of
Margot Fonteyn, but this bizarre garb tells me that this is going to be a contemporary reaction to Margot Fonteyn....not a strict "homage" to it.

After Asimina walks up and stops at the end of stage right, going into a ballet move called a posé (where the free leg is in tendu en avant, in front of the back leg, and one of the arms is forward and straight out, and the other arm is straight back but more to the side), the tall man runs up to Asimina so that he is behind her very closely...he invites her to reciprocate. After a few seconds, she is invited and then he throws Asimina right into a ballet lift where she splits the legs while her back is arched (this is called a grand jété cambré profonde assis), and then, he makes her land and she goes down the the floor in modern dance stag movements (A stag is a folding of the legs in opposite  directions, which is very common in jazz dance). Then, she
gets up, runs back to stage R.

This was in homage to Margot Fonteyn's pas de deux dances
(or "dance for two", or "duet"), where she was lifted by the lead dancer so many times into positions like the fish dive. Regrettably, no fish dive (which is called pas poisson in French---literally, it means "fish step) poses were done in the show but the grand jeté lift was enough.

Then the dance sequence is repeated several times, sometimes with some variations.

One of the variations was quite comedic is the
"reverse role" variation, where the tall man goes up into his posé, and Asimina pretends to be a male ballet dancer. She approaches, she invites contact with the man, and then she was thinking of lifting him up. She starts but she stops and refuses to lift him in jest....causing a slight laugh in the audience.

PART II

Here, a gray/silver partition permeates stage right, and
focus is on the ballet barre of the studio. Here, Asimina dons the red swan tutu and makes a slightly strict homage to Margot Fonteyn.

A slide projector is used to create something like a sea picture on the south wall as a backdrop, yet it also allows a shadow silouette of Asimina when the projector light shines on her.

The part starts off with Asimina with the ballet barre on the right. Several barre exercises are demonstrated as the music slowly starts----including a
développé (done several times; this is a ballet move where the free leg slides up on the other leg that is already in relévé, or on half-point, and then the free leg is extended out straight to the side so it
is horizontal to the floor), ronds de jambe (leg circles
with the leg straight and usually not letting the toe leave the floor), and various cambré positions (leaning positions with the upper body so you lean forward, or back, or to the side).

Next, she goes away from the partition to do centre work
(so-called because you use the center of the stage to do ballet movements). The swan tutu was the main focus of her
work as the lighting turned semi-dark but allow the brightness of the red tutu to show her great dance skills.

The music is described as mainly white noise with a voice doing some syllabic spoken word, especially she runs around in pas couru en pointe (little walking steps on point or on toes) as she runs around. The bizarre part was when during her pas couru sequence, she seems to tap on every pas couru, a feat not usually seen in lady ballet dancers. That is what makes Asimina so different than even the best female ballet dancers. As she does those running steps in several series of circles on the floor, the music increases
volume as the spoken word voice goes away, leading to continous electronic taps, and as she leaves the stage, the electronic taps (probably for reactionary purposes) continue to the loudest apex....and then, as soon as the music began....the taps suddenly stop.

PART III

Then, a guitarist comes in for his improvised music, as Asimina changes into a jazz dance garb in all black, including leotard tights. Most of the time, the guitar music is improvised, with sudden stops, sudden accelerations, brief runs of various numbers of notes, and a lot of distortion techniques.

This time, she does another solo dance, but much differently this time. There are elements of ballet, but more of a combination of jazz, contemporary, and modern all at the same time.

I am thinking that Asimina was honoring jazz dancer Christy Lane more than Margot Fonteyn, but I also see homages to Debbie Allen and probably Twyla Tharp and Katherine Durham here. She does a lot more floor work in the part, doing various amounts of stunt falls and stag body rolls, and several times, she goes into the "swan" pose on the floor...that is, a common ballet move where one leg is folded and flexed in front or in the back, and the other leg is out in front, straight, and the upper body flexes forward so that the head touches near the toes, and the arms are forward and outstreched, also straight.

In the middle of the dance, she does a arabesque penchée
(or "leaning arabesque"), probably the best one ever that I had seen from any ballet dancer.


The show lasted 54 minutes but it was the best contemporary dance show ever because I had seen a wide variety of dances. Asimina Chremos was not recognizable to me until I saw her in the John Cage Musicircus in Chicago in October 2007, which I myself performed in as a pianist....but after seeing "The Red Swan", now I know why I need to recognize this dancer so highly.